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by JR
8 Apr 2006 00:01
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: Any DIY Problems??? Can I be of Help???
Replies: 163
Views: 200731

Re: Is this for real?

Hello Gemstone For the first time on this thread I'm a bit lost for words. :lol: Lost for words :?: You go on to fill an A4 :!: If you want to let ketchup flow freely don't put it in the fridge :!: It has a large amount of vinegar so it will not go off. And what does opening a bottle of ketchup hav...
by JR
2 Apr 2006 13:48
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: we are not the same people
Replies: 2
Views: 4228

2 of a kind

................Oh yes you are :!: :!: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: I fink :?
by JR
2 Apr 2006 10:05
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: Any DIY Problems??? Can I be of Help???
Replies: 163
Views: 200731

Tomato Ketchup

Hey Gemstone

What a wacky idea!! haha!!!

Why not just get a squeezy bottle???

There are some crazy folk on here but you really take the ketchup!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
by JR
2 Apr 2006 10:01
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: What is the difference?
Replies: 2
Views: 3872

What is the difference?

Close enough TheEagle.

A watch salesperson sells watches.
A prison officer watches cells.
by JR
1 Apr 2006 22:24
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: What is the difference?
Replies: 2
Views: 3872

What is the difference?

What is the difference between a prison officer and a watch salesperson?
by JR
4 Mar 2006 22:57
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: Stolen wheel trims..
Replies: 7
Views: 8132

Re: hi stringfellow

SamC wrote:were the stolen wheel trims chrome disc shaped with a mercedes emblem in the centre with a blue circle :?:

NAH!
by JR
4 Mar 2006 22:55
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: Any DIY Problems??? Can I be of Help???
Replies: 163
Views: 200731

Hey Lemonade

Before I go any further and forget to ask but I wonder why you use Lemonade? I have noticed you live in Croydon? What is your connection here? Anyway the reason for me contacting you is I have a new kitchen being installed in about 3 weeks. I want to know if you have any knowledge with cooker hoods....
by JR
4 Mar 2006 22:36
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: Twilights/Chasers aka The Glamour Lounge aka MI5
Replies: 0
Views: 3150

Twilights/Chasers aka The Glamour Lounge aka MI5

:!: :!: :!: NEWSFLASH :!: :!: :!: The Glamour Lounge is just a charade. Lurking within is the Country's top secret defensive nerve centre. The real James Bond's are trained here. Yes I would agree it all sounds total rubbish. But it's true. This is all top secret stuff which goes on within these wal...
by JR
16 Feb 2006 18:40
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: are u the 1 4 me.?
Replies: 1
Views: 3723

Are you the one for me

Hello SamC, Seeing as you have posted comments about me blowing you out at the last minute and spoiling your night, I thought I would defend myself to other readers: <snipped> ------- Admin here. I don't think we should get personal in the Cafe. That's what the PM system is for. Posting here is to t...
by JR
7 Feb 2006 00:12
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Crime levels
Replies: 10
Views: 13077

Crime in Sydenham

Hiya, Unfortunately you have probably got just half the picture. The police serving Sydenham are part of the Metropolitan Police Service. And that is the problem. We all know the police can be vrey racist themselves.....And as for the C word (Corruption) that is a word which the Met like to avoid. S...
by JR
2 Feb 2006 21:57
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: Any DIY Problems??? Can I be of Help???
Replies: 163
Views: 200731

Re: Plasterboard Repair

Hello JR I've just read a reply you've sent to BET, Re: Beauty Salon treatment for her friend. - I realise you were having a giggle, but to be honest I find it slightly rude what you've written. After all, I will be 40 this year too! Lemonade. Hey Lemonade, Yes I was having a laugh and did not want...
by JR
2 Feb 2006 21:53
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: Beauty salons
Replies: 5
Views: 7213

Hi Bet

Hiya Bet,

I have been ticked off by another forum member for my last post to you.
I did not mean to offend, I was having a laugh.

I am sure your friend looks as youthful as ever.

See ya,

JR.
by JR
1 Feb 2006 20:05
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: Beauty salons
Replies: 5
Views: 7213

You BET

Hiya Betty

SSsssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!! :? That is a tricky one :!:

As your friend is 40 and needs a beauty treatment may I suggest oil of Olay :lol: :lol:

Perhaps your friend is past it at that age :?: :lol:
by JR
1 Feb 2006 19:58
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: Are you a Fergusson?
Replies: 2
Views: 4826

Hey Furgie!!!

.............No but I have got one.

It is an old 22" black and white complete with stand. :lol: :lol: :lol:
by JR
1 Feb 2006 19:54
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: Resident Parking
Replies: 1
Views: 3826

Hiya

Hiya

I used to live in Gypsy hill and had the same experience.

One of my neighbours ended up scratching up the Park 'n' Rider's cars, threw eggs at them and some kind of paint strippers.

Needless to say, there was soon plenty of space for residents to park. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
by JR
1 Feb 2006 19:35
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: Any DIY Problems??? Can I be of Help???
Replies: 163
Views: 200731

Hey Lemonade

Hey there Lemonade, I very much appreciate your good advice. I opted for your 3rd suggestion. I used some timber pices which I cut to the required length. I bought some very strong glue called Liquid Nails. The filler was easy to fill in with a wallpaper scraper and I did not even need to sand it do...
by JR
27 Jan 2006 00:15
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: Any DIY Problems??? Can I be of Help???
Replies: 163
Views: 200731

Hey lemonade

Hey lemonade, I meant to ask you a question within another thread but it has not gone thru properly. :? I have a 1948 house. There is a dividing wall which sections off the dining room area and the kitchen. The wall is made of plastwerboard and is hollow. It has got wood within I think to hold the p...
by JR
24 Jan 2006 10:47
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: New local catering service
Replies: 3
Views: 5300

:D YUMMY :!: :D I had a quick took at your hubby's website and not only does it look good but I feel hungry too! I love the Personal Chef idea. I'm thinking of having a function on June 17th. Will held in a local hall. Would like a caterer to provide a tasty and interesting food selection for about ...