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by chrisf
31 Jan 2008 00:43
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: Noisy birds in eaves
Replies: 4
Views: 3702

Hello Yes you are probably correct in saying the birds are starlings. Each nest can produce around 3 to 4 eggs/chicks. The best and most humane thing to do is live with the noise for now. It would be damn right cruel to disturb the nests at the moment. But once the chicks have flown, go into your lo...
by chrisf
29 Jan 2008 23:09
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Vandalism
Replies: 5
Views: 4663

Re: Vandalism

I live in Maitland Road and on Saturday night my car was vandalised..... Reported it to the police but there ins't much they can do.. The fact of the matter is there isn't much the police can be bothered to do. If it doesn't involve driving along at high speeds through the High Street, they're not ...
by chrisf
29 Jan 2008 22:54
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: crime rates soar in sydenham
Replies: 18
Views: 8631

My apologies in advance to the forum moderators. I understand my above comments could get me barred from STF. I will respect that decision if made. However I will not retract any statement I have made on the above subject of most black people being the cause of trouble in Sydenham. Sorry too to any ...
by chrisf
29 Jan 2008 22:51
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: crime rates soar in sydenham
Replies: 18
Views: 8631

I'd check my information if I were you before you go making outlandish and racist statements. Its not difficult to do. Just write to the Met Police, they will give you the figures freely under the Freedom of Information Act. Urr Yeah, they'd also try telling me crime has gone down! But what they wo...
by chrisf
29 Jan 2008 17:14
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: crime rates soar in sydenham
Replies: 18
Views: 8631

I know this will sound racist, but there are far too many blacks here in Sydenham. 99% of crimes, muggings, robberies are done by them......But we're not allowed to mention the truth as it is racist.
Well sod it I just have.
So call me racist.
Call me what you want. But one thing I am not is a liar!
by chrisf
23 Dec 2007 23:49
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: MERRY CHRISTMAS
Replies: 7
Views: 5235

Re: Merry Christmas

poppy wrote:So would I, even the slightly bitter and twisted users out there, but they might have fled the area already as part of the great xmas getaway :D
Thanks very much :lol:
A Merry Christmas to you and everyone else too.
by chrisf
6 Dec 2007 00:34
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: Pub Speed Dating Evening
Replies: 5
Views: 3709

I do not know about any pubs doing speeddating but PM me if you want a forum date :D
by chrisf
9 Oct 2007 23:13
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Aircraft Noise - How do you sleep at night ?
Replies: 9
Views: 7617

R U sure you did not leave ya dildo switched on under ya bed? Have it you got the timer model that comes back on again thruout the night? :P :lol: :wink:
by chrisf
9 Oct 2007 23:06
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: Milkman wanted
Replies: 2
Views: 2961

Re: Milkman wanted

KM wrote:Does anyone know of an alternative to using Dairy Crest milk deliveries? .....and i'm keen on the green way of having a bottle rather than glass.
Any suggestions...?
me not understand?
bottle made of glass
by chrisf
24 Jul 2007 23:19
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: SAT NAV
Replies: 4
Views: 3965

Sat Nav

(Before this gets wiped by admin this is a genuine reply from a genuine guy) Tomtom 510 is ideal. You can pick em up quite cheap. Unlike the 910 it does not have the remote control which is great in the back seat of a limo but silly when the unit is at hands reach. The 510 has safety cameras and all...
by chrisf
10 May 2007 23:32
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Why do people ruin their homes?
Replies: 21
Views: 16611

lol! People inherit all sorts of rubbish when they buy a house,bad decor etc. For me the worst thing is paved front gardens,i know for parking reasons this can be necessary,i just hate it!,i read that mass paving has caused all sorts of drainage problems? na most drainage problems are caused by old...
by chrisf
10 May 2007 23:20
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Flytipping on Berrymans lane
Replies: 8
Views: 7235

Dumping ya waste

Really shocking all this fly tipping that is happening man all over da place dare is 2 much dark alleys and the filth dont travel at night away from the main roads unless called somewhere but if you spot someone in the act and call 999 giving all the details dont expect them 2 come rushing to assist...
by chrisf
10 Nov 2006 21:20
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Do you have any views on local buses?
Replies: 24
Views: 20755

Yeah man good thred.
I get a good view wen sitting on da upper deck at da front.
I prefer da 176 cos it gos past good places wit good views.
by chrisf
28 Sep 2006 18:18
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: Tyre Rolling Contest
Replies: 8
Views: 4924

Tyre Rolling Contest

Hey guys n gals I am gonna hav a tyre rolling contest. Anyone interrested meet up at the top of Sydenham Rise on Sunday night 1/10/06 at 2.00 in the morning. It is set 4 2oclock so there wont be many cars on the road. I hav many old tyres but u can bring ur own if u want. Each tyre will have a numbe...
by chrisf
27 Sep 2006 16:25
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: Cleaner?
Replies: 3
Views: 3103

Re: cleaners

Yeah I know of sum. Daz, areil, persi and fairy. Try them, they should workl Ain't heard of Areil or Persi before, tried a google search and couldn't come up with anything. So are areil and persi new products? :roll: Wel The Eagle. wot can I say. I just checked areil and persi on google and got loa...
by chrisf
27 Sep 2006 16:09
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: JOKES!
Replies: 12
Views: 7564

It's the police ChrisF! You'd better run out the back door, you're already on a suspended! Shouldn't have been on here bragging about the fly-tipping - you 'mug' :lol: Hey Greghead. Witty come back man! How do u no I am on a suspended sentence? R U a magistrate from Stockwell? I woz not guilty they...
by chrisf
26 Sep 2006 20:09
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: JOKES!
Replies: 12
Views: 7564

Whos there :?:
by chrisf
26 Sep 2006 14:33
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: ghost stories of sydenham?
Replies: 64
Views: 52546

Witty

Hello Greg the egg or maybe greghead..........................hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lo :lol: :lol: :lol: lololololololol
by chrisf
26 Sep 2006 14:30
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: Cleaner?
Replies: 3
Views: 3103

cleaners

Yeah I know of sum.
Daz, areil, persi and fairy.
Try them, they should workl
by chrisf
25 Sep 2006 22:20
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: JOKES!
Replies: 12
Views: 7564

JOKES!

Does any1 wanna start of wiv sum jokes. We need a bit more happyness on here. every1 is to serious. chill man. sweet.