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by CaptainCarCrash
6 Nov 2010 23:19
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: A little light mugging.....
Replies: 20
Views: 13178

Re: A little light mugging.....

For the record, I'm a bensonby fan. Terrific comeback. Good night. Paul Treacy I saw it as an honest response which showed a well considered post only to be let down by the miss spelling of the word twice, which kennyb failed to capitalise on with a speedy pedantic quip thus nullifying bensonby's c...
by CaptainCarCrash
4 Nov 2010 21:16
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: Book Clubs
Replies: 31
Views: 19701

Re: Book Clubs

Wow... this forum really works in Sydenham: would not have this ease of communication north of the river I tell you! Ok, so it looks like there are a few people possibly keen on a local book club: how about starting one? I would suggest meeting once a month, and alternate in people's houses (did th...
by CaptainCarCrash
4 Nov 2010 17:56
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: New to Sydenham
Replies: 15
Views: 13200

Re: New to Sydenham

bigbadwolf wrote:
Now the evenings are getting longer, I was wondering if there are any sports clubs/book clubs/evening classes/social clubs running in Sydenham, or any website I could look up that advertises these things?
Why not join a gang. There are loads to choose from around here.
HAHAHA!
by CaptainCarCrash
4 Nov 2010 17:54
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: Book Clubs
Replies: 31
Views: 19701

Re: Book Clubs

I was invited to a book club not so long ago, but I was banished form my community and now have to wear a sack bag over my head when I go out, just in case I get recognised by the curator.
by CaptainCarCrash
4 Nov 2010 11:12
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: car parking and repairs
Replies: 26
Views: 12324

Re: car parking and repairs

Annie wrote:If that were true mikecg you wouldn't be on this board with your stupid response about things that bother other people,if you don't like my post don't read and respond to it! in other words "get a life"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C21G2OkH ... re=related
by CaptainCarCrash
2 Nov 2010 22:05
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: car parking and repairs
Replies: 26
Views: 12324

Re: car parking and repairs

[/quote]I'll send his now 4 car business, to sit right outside your house shall I?[/quote]

Things like that don't bother me because I actually have a life.
by CaptainCarCrash
1 Nov 2010 20:39
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: car parking and repairs
Replies: 26
Views: 12324

Re: car parking and repairs

Curtain twitchers and nosy parkers.

Some poor bloke is probably just trying to scratch a living mending cars and selling them, is it really that much of a big deal?
by CaptainCarCrash
30 Oct 2010 19:13
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: car parking and repairs
Replies: 26
Views: 12324

Re: car parking and repairs

Surely live and let die, I think it's fine to do this kind of work, on the street garages have been about since forever. Considering the fact that the Con-Dems are in power I am sure they would champion such a Delboy venture, as long as the grease monkey in question is paying his taxes it's not ille...
by CaptainCarCrash
30 Oct 2010 12:37
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: Tomcat keeps getting in, advice please.
Replies: 12
Views: 6503

Re: Tomcat keeps getting in, advice please.

Great post there BBW,

I've never hurt an animal out of revenge, but cats are evil predators and never loose their instinct to hunt. They will kill anything smaller than themselves, the pesky blighters.

I'll try a painttray with washing up liquid water in and see what happens.
by CaptainCarCrash
29 Oct 2010 23:40
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: Halloween
Replies: 12
Views: 8421

Re: Halloween

This Sunday.

:evil:
by CaptainCarCrash
29 Oct 2010 21:52
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: Tomcat keeps getting in, advice please.
Replies: 12
Views: 6503

Re: Tomcat keeps getting in, advice please.

Perhaps replace your cat flap with a lockable one? They are all more or less the same size so it's relatively easy to do. [ Post made via Mobile Device ] http://sydenham.org.uk/mobile.png I'm looking for cost affective answers here, the flap is integral to the door and cannot be replaced without re...
by CaptainCarCrash
29 Oct 2010 21:36
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: Tomcat keeps getting in, advice please.
Replies: 12
Views: 6503

Re: Tomcat keeps getting in, advice please.

digime2007 wrote:Are you sure it's a Tomcat and not a Big Bad Wolf?

Assuming it might be the latter I'd advised you to double up on that Whiskas. 8 out of 10 big bad wolves prefer it.

Talking of BBW's I haven't seen the one that comes on here for a while, have you?

He must have been re-homed.
by CaptainCarCrash
29 Oct 2010 20:24
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: Tomcat keeps getting in, advice please.
Replies: 12
Views: 6503

Tomcat keeps getting in, advice please.

There is a stray Tomcat that keeps getting into my place while I'm at work, he's been spraying and pissing on my sofa and my flat stinks. We live on the ground floor and have an unlockable catflap I've tried blocking it but he still manages to get in. Know any good stealth ways I can kill it. I was ...
by CaptainCarCrash
28 Oct 2010 21:54
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Can you tell me.....
Replies: 13
Views: 7040

Re: Can you tell me.....

Bensonby,

I think our right hon' friend is talking about Officer Dibble's/Plastic Plod.

And I must say I agree, its a problem driven by a wishy-washy whimsicle Police force.

CSO is the correct term.

BTW you know when you're getting old when coppers look like kids.
by CaptainCarCrash
6 Oct 2010 16:09
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Lewisham declares borough wide drink control zone
Replies: 4
Views: 2947

Re: Lewisham declares borough wide drink control zone

They can all retreat to the weatherspoons pub, I remeber when I worked in Lewisham and I saw a man in there shareing his pint of bitter with his dog, one sip for him and he held the glass down to let the dog have a bit. I worked by the old mill near the river a few years back, and the park was full ...
by CaptainCarCrash
6 Oct 2010 15:17
Forum: Town Cafe
Topic: How do you Sydenhammers enjoy yourself
Replies: 29
Views: 17841

Re: How do you Sydenhammers enjoy yourself

Not sure you qualify for Sydenham. Surely not SE26. Guess you are nearer to Crystal Palace or Beckenham ( we will ignore Penge ). Plenty of nice places to go. I love Penge, I have fond memory of being in some of the roughest pubs in london where you could snort coke off the bar and buy a Deasert Ea...
by CaptainCarCrash
3 Oct 2010 22:41
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: 'Will my son be next'?
Replies: 17
Views: 11645

Re: 'Will my son be next'?

The truth is our kids could be in harms way if you look at the statistics, it has bothered me in the past because it is every parents nightmare if one of their children were to get attacked. I think you may have overreacted but I can fully understand why, there are some rotter's out there but you ca...
by CaptainCarCrash
1 Oct 2010 11:27
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: SAVE SYDENHAM LIBRARY
Replies: 72
Views: 64677

Re: SAVE SYDENHAM LIBRARY

Don't worry. We understood what you meant just fine and, for me, that's the true test. I'm not a fan of the grammar police and their rules-is-rules dictatorship. If the library gets cut they'll be little hope for heathen upstarts like me! Where will it leave people like me? there'll be ill-educated...
by CaptainCarCrash
1 Oct 2010 10:32
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: SAVE SYDENHAM LIBRARY
Replies: 72
Views: 64677

Re: SAVE SYDENHAM LIBRARY

Sorry about the trauma of missing a few ' everybody.


It will not happen again.