Sydenham Town Forum

Spam fritters? Brilliant!
Only things remotely edible at my junior school.
Don't knock spam.

Seems like I've started a right old wander down memory lane!

Certainly a bit of light relief from some of the stuff I've been reading on the forum!

Sirens can be predatory and dangerous...Didn't they try and lure Odysseus onto the rocks?

I don't think it was the walk that killed him.

And it would have been a very nice walk, too!

Blimey; double-entendres, hints at things, etceteras jostling for inappropriate attention, M&S [or should that be S&M?] trouser department tingles, [suits you, sir!!]? Subways, fast food possibilities or promises of things yet to come. How real is it? We can only hold our breath [Here he goe...

Could anybody recommend a decent local solicitors?
[Finally thinking about writing a will....not popping clogs yet!!! ...Fingers crossed!!]

No, Darling. No, Dearie.Darling, please, no. Don't do it. Gosh, no!

Raise the price of Da Hoodie Power Jooces, if ya must. But leave most excellent quaffables alone.

Bit ofanalkie-Schnob, me. Shorry.

But to Bak2 Bayshicks...
How about 'Ham House' [As per Syden...HAM?]...[Oh, its been done...?]

Nothing more depressing than the approach to Sainsbury's Sydenham [on foot]... Acres of cars shunting to-and-fro, hordes of starlings and crows, bleak and windswept outlook... And then to be welcomed into the embrace of Sainsbury's...

The Victoria loop is particularly useful...
So it is definitely going?

I wonder how well it is used? Are there any figures?

How about a cyber pub? [No, not a cider pub...Though I have no objections...] Brilliant idea, what? The Twice Halfwit could be converted. Beer-proof keyboards [or merely covered with plastic sheeting] Alcohol-friendly screens. Folk [drinkers/customers] emailing one-another rather than having to list...

Bensonby, I've heard of a blue tit, is a 'bu tit' a juvenile? javascript:emoticon(':D')

A change is as good as arrest, eh?
How about 'da Hoodie centah' ?

Quite. Don't want them lowering the tone.

I second that.

Empty shops...could be art. What is art? ...We all think we know, but... [Maybe this question belongs 'in the pub'...But, it is a serious question...] We have all seen so much ridiculous rubbish that the chatterers proclaim as 'art' and the product of creative effort... [and its all relative etc] On...

Yes, Gurkha's is nice. You are paying for 'nice'. Their 'Gurkha's lager is very nice, [and strong ...'Hic' !!] it is also pretty expensive.
Come to think of it, on balance...Garam Masala is better than Gurkha's ...

Gurkha's is OK...But I think a bit over-rated.


Garam Masala at the not-so-posh end serves a perfectly decent curry...and their okra really is second to none.

I have heard that in Russia the 'police' would merely [summarily] shoot the 'dog' and march the 'owner' into custody.No messing about. No discussion. No moderation. Now, I'm certainly not advocating such measures in Sydenham, but....[Hmmmm, makes one think, eh?] Now, I'm not talking about your avera...

Good idea, leenewham.

Chill, Poppy.
Its only an attempt...Unsuccessful No offence meant...And I hope none taken.
Check my last post.