Sydenham crook gets another 5 years........

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maestro
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Sydenham crook gets another 5 years........

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Lee Manners, only 23, and he's already spent 9 years inside! Shouldn't be too much of a loss from our streets then.


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CaptainCarCrash
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Re: Sydenham crook gets another 5 years........

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He'll be out again in 18 months and back at some sort of con after learning new ways from other "cons" while he''s inside.
michael
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Manners should be given a short sentence for good behaviour.
:lol:
bigbadwolf
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From the link's (Evening Standard) readers' comments:

The Judge told Manners: "You've been in more gyms than a boxer's jockstrap. You're fit enough for prison."
Eagle
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Re: Sydenham crook gets another 5 years........

Post by Eagle »

To be honest from the picture does not look like a fitness fanactic.

Not sure you need to be fit to go to prison. Tend to spend all their time on drugs and not working.

Where are the mail bags these days?

The Justice Sec is talking about drug free wings. Surely all prisons should be drug free.
Why are not visitors searched properly
bigbadwolf
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Indeed, Eagle! Indeed! He should've got the rope! Honestly, I don't see why we can't just fence of a remote island in the Hebrides and leave the inmates to their own devices. Or possibly use them as unwilling human guinea pigs in the cosmetics and pharmaceutical industries.

Seriously, if I were in charge there'd be some real changes around 'ere. Though if Eagle were in charge we'd all no-doubt find ourselves being strung up for not leaving the toilet seat up, or doing thirty years for being caught in public with your top button undone.

In an alternative, BBW-style feudal dimension:

'Will the court rise. Lee Manners, you stand convicted by a jury of your peers for the offences of theft, fraud and impersonating a narcissistic gym queen. I hereby sentence you to death by treadmill. Take him down.'

Eagle's sadist utopia:

'Grab him by his balls and make him a woman!'
Eagle
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Post by Eagle »

Tres amusing old chap.

Let the punishment for the crime. No more no less.
fishcox
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Bad Manners, if you ask me.
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