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Sydenham Forum is getting dry. We need a jokes topic.

Yeah Man I want a jokes topic coz the forums got dry
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No bruv keep it how it is.
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I do not care coz I have not got a sense of humor
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Total votes: 4

chrisf
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JOKES!

Post by chrisf »

Does any1 wanna start of wiv sum jokes. We need a bit more happyness on here. every1 is to serious. chill man. sweet.
leaf
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Post by leaf »

:roll:
lemonade
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Post by lemonade »

:oops:
sarahc
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Post by sarahc »

knock knock........... (dare I encourage this.........?)
chrisf
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Post by chrisf »

Whos there :?:
Greg Whitehead
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Post by Greg Whitehead »

It's the police ChrisF! You'd better run out the back door, you're already on a suspended!

Shouldn't have been on here bragging about the fly-tipping - you 'mug'

:lol:
leaf
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Post by leaf »

:lol:
chrisf
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Post by chrisf »

Greg Whitehead wrote:It's the police ChrisF! You'd better run out the back door, you're already on a suspended!

Shouldn't have been on here bragging about the fly-tipping - you 'mug'

:lol:
Hey Greghead. Witty come back man!
How do u no I am on a suspended sentence? R U a magistrate from Stockwell? I woz not guilty they fitted me up :lol:
I woz not bragging about anything. I just admitted dumping me rubbish, junk, old tyres, cooker, fridge to name a few round various aleys, parks, plagrounds, schools, street corners to name a few :lol:
I remember u bragging about a gay guy who was nice to you and your TV wife :lol:

Got dis joke. I will share dis 1 wiv u
Knock knock
Whos there?
Greg
Greg who?



GregHead :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh u 4got 2 vote. u need 2 vote 4 number 3 man. Go on u no u want 2
Greg Whitehead
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Post by Greg Whitehead »

That's actually funny ChrisF and quite a reasoned response. I've certainly had/heard worse.

I did vote number 3, Chris, just as you asked.

Whilst we're in the spirit of confessions - tell the truth - you're not as illiterate or 'street' as you make out! Come on!
sarahc
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Post by sarahc »

I think you're right Greg. I bet Chris is a really 'square', grey, posh civil servant!! (no offence to civil servants out there - I am one myself). :lol:
Greg Whitehead
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Post by Greg Whitehead »

Agreed sarahc. I often think the voabulary over strained and false (he/she often spells the difficult words correctly) and perhaps in that sense the joke may truly be on us.
raymondus
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Post by raymondus »

I didn't get the GregHead joke. However, the biggest joke at the moment for me is the ELLX. Amazingly, I have gone from mildly indifferent to dead against it in a short period. I hope I am wrong and it turns out to be the best thing since sliced bread.
Annie
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Post by Annie »

:? Whats the ELLX? sorry but i missed out on what you must have been talking about.
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